What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Scientists Predict a Million-Fold Drop in Oxygen — Here’s What it Means for Earth’s Future - The Daily Galaxy

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Warren Buffett donates record $6 billion Berkshire shares - CNN

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

ChatGPT outage shows just how many people are using AI at work - MarketWatch

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

I’m Considering Asking My Female Friend to Do Something Many Women Would Never Agree To - Slate Magazine

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

New theory proposes time has three dimensions, with space as a secondary effect - Phys.org

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

All you need to know about 2025 MLB Draft Combine - MLB.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Former church in Northern Kentucky now a heavenly home for sale - WWMT

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Minnesota Vikings News and Links: Another Day OF OTAs! - Daily Norseman

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Big banks all pass the Federal Reserve's stress tests, but the tests were less vigorous this year - CNBC

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

2000 times the volume of Earth! These scientists made a discovery, this planet in our solar system was twice as large 4.5 billion years ago. - Farmingdale Observer